Giant Flies Invade Norway

Today giant flies invaded Norway! the flies are 3 feet long and 2 feet tall they eat people with long hair and shrimp. these flies cannot fly but they can run like an injured Usain bolt. They cannot fly because there wings are too small to support their weight. Since they dint fly people have resorted to living on there rooftops. These flies are believed to of grown this big because a German doctor was experimenting on ants which really doesn't have anything to do with flies but that is the best guess. It is believed the flies are infected with some virus. This infection must die. A month after the flies 1st came a man named only 'ED' lead a rebellion against the flies and started axing them down! Ed die from an exploded bladder. His exploded bladder was put in a jar and put on a fireplace. A new leader came forth his name was... Mel Gibson and he was ready to fight. He put blue face paint on and killed many flies with his broad sword. Mel also hit and hurt many flies, Manley of the female gender...wink wink.  Mel Gibson screamed in pain as many flies bit him. I think that he shouldn't of wore his Braevheart wig because the flies are attracted to long hair. The flies didn't live long after Mel got there because hes such a Badass, but it wasn't only Mel Gibson who fought off the flies, Charlie Sheen was there too. They killed many flies and hit them alott too. After the flies were gone many Norwegian black metal bands changed there names in honor of the flies. "Dimmu Borgir" changed there name to "Flying Dipteraz". Diptera is the scientific name for flies. another famous band named "Gorgoroth" changed there name to "Dipteroth". And many new bands were formed in honor of the flies, Mel, Charlie and Ed. The most famous new band was named "Ed's Bladder Flies with Mel and the Sheeninites".