How to Succesfully Defend 300 Against 1,000,000 - Instuctional

If you are going to successfully defend against an army over 3,000 times the size of yours, you will need to know a few things. First you must know that you will need good army formation and a good place were you can use the terrain that will benefit your army. A good Terrain to have is one that the opposing army cant flank you from the REAR! Mountains would be a good place to do this, or even cliffs with  a small opening so you can put all you defences in the front and not worry about defending your sides... or REAR! When in battle the commander must boost moral of his warriors by saying things like "this is were they die!" or "Take from them everything and give them nothing!" While under attack u must be sure to be alert and hold your ground, Because if you would lose your terrain all would be lost. Weapons and armour are a big part of battle. for a weapon a long spear is good for long range and a short sword is good for close contact. A good armour to use is Bronze armour very strong, not the lightest but the strongest. So remember the key to winning a battle that you are outnumbered at is Terrain, ranks, weapons and armour.

Top 3 fast food fine dining restaurants

My top 3 restaurants will be judged by the tastiness of there food. My top 3 restaurants will be McDonald's, Wendy's and of course Taco Bell. These restaurants have been chosen because they are the finest of the fine and are above all other fast food fine dining restaurants.

#3 Is McDonald's because of there exceptionally fast service and very tasty food. McDonald's is also one of the cheapest of the restaurants and because of that they are ranked at number 3.

#2 Is Wendy's because i like chicken and they make really good chicken. also there Baconator is so good it makes we wanna run up a mountain then back down then back to Wendy's for another Baconator.

And finally #1...Taco Bell. Taco Bell comes in at number one partially because it is usually close to a KFC and like i said i like me some fried chicken. Taco bell is one of the finest eating establishments i have ever been to. There tacos are superb and the hot sauce they use is exceptional. Because of this blog I'm going to make my mother take me to Taco Bell tonight and maybe get a bit of KFC to mix with my Taco Bell.

Assasination of Hitler

The day after Hitler had been almost assasinated by some of his senior officers I travel back in time with some intense Bowie knives. I stelth up into general Guderian's house on the day that he is to be appointed as cheif of the army, I stab him once in the eye twice in the throat and once in the ear. Once he is dead i take his clothes. With my bowie knives up my sleave I proceed to the meeting schedueled to take place at a German controlled airport were Guderian was to meet Hitler. When i am there i put on my best German accent then...Hitler... I see him and when we are done talking i say goodbye then just as im leaving i say "When I say goodbye...its forever... I then do a backflip towards hitler, throw my 2 bowie knives right at him then strangle the two guards with my bare hands. A voice comes over the intercom saying to kill Guderian, he is the one wearing the grey suit and the fake beard. After hearing this i remove the knives from hitlers barley alive body, tie him to a chair then duct tape a gun to his hand then put my fake beard on him. I hide behind a crate and when to guards enter the room and see Hitler who appears to be Gudarian and they shoot the hell out of him. I escape through a ventilation hatch steal a plane then fly to America where i also assasinate Mel Gibsons parents so he is never born and i become famous for staring in a movie and being a hero of the scottish people.